Wednesday, 23 December 2009

poor eskimo!

Eskimo the eight-year-old reindeer had a dramatic run-up to christmas as (s)he underwent keyhole surgery to "correct" a hormonal imbalance which made h(er)im the runt of the litter and a bit of a loner with a "girly" walk. his antlers were stunted and knobbly, and poor Eskimo was both shunned by males and females.

after the keyhole surgery, Eskimo has picked up a few buddies and a girlfriend. his vet, in a statement, said: "I popped up to see him today and he was munching on some lichen with a female reindeer by his side."

The North Pole was unavailanle for comment on this story.

source: scotsman

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