A trip to Middle Earth. Watch me Wander.

To reach a fence and not to jump
Most Hobbits seem to do that stunt.
But wanderlust can lift both feet and heavy rump
and set you off across that garden stump.

Hopsford was photographed by Ian Rob and licensed under cc/by/2.0

A Trip to Middle Earth. Watch me Wonder.

The road goes on. Why should it not?
Though feets may sore and roots may rot
You may find that some lives are lived just to the dot.
But others, most definitely, are not.

Withybrook was photographed by Ian Rob and licensed under cc/by/2.0

A Trip to Middle Earth. Watch me Windle.

I windled lonely as a brook
To see where fancy me forsook
I thought I might meet an Elf or read a book
But all my peace was spoilt by a Took!

Windle Brook, Surrey was photographed by Andrew Smith and licensed under cc/by/2.0

jump for christmas!

salrwater crocodiles are generally very lethargic. however, they are capable of explosive bursts of speed when launching an attack out of water. occasionally, the crocs will jump for food.


sources: telegraph (pic) and wikipedia

poor eskimo!

Eskimo the eight-year-old reindeer had a dramatic run-up to christmas as (s)he underwent keyhole surgery to "correct" a hormonal imbalance which made h(er)im the runt of the litter and a bit of a loner with a "girly" walk. his antlers were stunted and knobbly, and poor Eskimo was both shunned by males and females.

after the keyhole surgery, Eskimo has picked up a few buddies and a girlfriend. his vet, in a statement, said: "I popped up to see him today and he was munching on some lichen with a female reindeer by his side."

The North Pole was unavailanle for comment on this story.

source: scotsman

when making a wishlist

do not wish for an indoors swimming pool if you can't keep it well insulated.



source: telegraph

Emo, Ireland

Emo is a small estate village in county Laois in the midlands of Ireland.

visitors to Emo are advised to "Dress appropriately", which we suppose msut mean make sure your clothes are patterned and your trousers are tight, and "take your litter home", which can be interpreted in any odd ways.

sources: laoistourism and Google (although Maps at the moment doesn't understand the concept of emo, ireland)